Jordan Weissman, Moneybox After three years slinging crunchwraps, young Steven Pauley of West Virginia apparently quit his job in order to pursue the Zoomer dream of playing video games full time on Twitch. To commemorate the end of his fast-food career, he stood up on a little ladder in the kitchen, braced himself, then leaped into the giant, soap-filled tub. The water explodes like a depth charge has just gone off, and he emerges covered in suds, somehow having avoided fracturing his tailbone, like a legend. Though not everyone is exiting with a literal splash, Steve’s goofy little stunt pretty much sums up America’s...